According to the self-appointed track and field geniuses and athletic performance gurus in the MSM, American hurdler Lolo Jones, the American record holder in her event, an athlete who missed a gold medal by just a quarter second, would have run faster, and maybe have gotten an Olympic medal, if she hadn’t been so virginal. Her critics apparently think that, if you sleep around a lot, you hurdle more quickly
As a former decathlete, I disagree. While sleeping around might make one a fast woman, it doesn’t make one faster.
